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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 06:02

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

Do narcissists love their children?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.